Tweets

    jayayayayay:

    if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday

    If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

    (Source: past-gone)

    I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways.
    Unknown (via fuckinq)

    (Source: callmefranz36)

    humorously:

    skarosoul:

    endermisha:

    bmoburns:

    preteenager:

    HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

    HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

    image

    this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

    it’s like a ballet

     

    amifutami:

    what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

    (Source: amifutami-remade)


    hipster-trichster:

    I always laugh way too much when this happens across my dash

    (Source: theconsultingdominatrix)