I’m annoyed at these “hi ____, I’m dad” jokes
hi ‘annoyed at these “hi ____, im dad” jokes’, im dad
how do u attractive
Why does France have so many revolutions?
i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’
do u ever feel like u need to break up with someone but as a friend
i’m only a morning person on december 25th
*swedish whisper* “24th”
hello 911? yes so this person had a really good url and they haven’t been active since 2010.
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
gettin’ real sick of underwear and responsibilities